Yoga in the Time of Coronavirus

News! The Syndrome Mag has published a hilarious book of essays: Show Us Your Wits. I’m pleased to be included in this book with a piece titled “A Coronavirus Yoga Practice” that shows how to amend all those familiar poses with new ones—Quarantine Puppy feels much more appropriate than Downward Dog, as does Floating Cruise Ship instead of Boat Pose.

From the website:

The Syndrome Mag unveils “Show Us Your Wits: Funny Women Surviving Coronavirus Lockdown by Laughing Through It”, an anthology of funny essays about how women and nonbinary writers across the world are coping with quarantine, social distancing, teleworking, parenting from home and all the other challenges we face because of the COVID-19 crisis.

More than 50 hysterical writers from the U.S., Italy, England, Spain, Holland, Iran, Pakistan, Mexico and beyond take on topics such as:

  • Being pregnant during lockdown

  • Coping with a parent with dementia who’s quarantining with you

  • Living through what the U.S. president has labeled the “Chinese virus” as a Chinese-American

  • Surviving depression, loneliness, and sexual frustration

  • Learning to teach on Zoom

  • Why older women won’t sacrifice themselves for the “good of the economy”

  • Keeping fit (or not) as a survival skill

  • When it’s time to kiss your quarantine leggings goodbye




LOL Comedy piece

Today, I’ve got a bit of literary humour up at Little Old Lady Comedy—a satirical list of suspected vanity words in literary fiction. This site has so many funny pieces on it, perfect if you need a little respite of laughter right now.

Emrys Journal Online

Here’s a humor piece I wrote, published by Emrys Journal Online via Medium, about over-the-top writer guidelines. If you write and submit to literary journals, this one is for you. Or if you like to laugh about the plight of writers, this one is for you. Or if you just really want to know all about the much-coveted writing life, click below.

Extremely Honest Guidelines for Specialty Niche Local Literary Quarterly Review Journal

Extremely Honest Guidelines for Specialty Niche Local Literary Quarterly Review Journal